If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
If No One Is Perfect What Does Practice Make ?
LOL, no i only think about The Wanted.
Lol I wonder some of these too
(Source: mikmaaac)
Sit on a padded toilet seat cover
Freak out cause you hear this weird sound after you sat down
Looks around like…
Freak out more cause you still don’t know where the sound is coming from….
Person walking by outside the door hearing this sound like…..
Then finally you slightly raise your ass up and almost piss on yourself then realize…..
The motha fucken toilet seat deflated and re-inflated…
FUCK YOU! NO FUCKING FLUSH FOR YOU N I DONT GIVE ANY FUCKS ABOUT CLEANING MY SKID MARKS OFF YOUR FUCKING RIM FAIL JOB….
le walks away like….
